forest-of-books:

Who TF decided I have to get a real job instead of being an eccentric and mysterious wizard who lives in the woods with too many houseplants and two or more cats

mynamebatman:

blueelectricangels:

pervocracy:

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

tokoshi:

me as a father 20 years from now: how was school kids? snatch any wigs today?

moonpaw:

Where the hell is my phone????

*shakes blankets one by one*

Thunk

There it is

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

this is so fucking funny

straightboyfriend:

mike’s hard bubble tea

noelmiler:

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon

coolcatgroup:

kipuri:

50-km:

IG